 When humans return home from a day at the beach, they will always find some sand between their toes, in their hair, and their coat pockets. Always follow their example. In fact, why not make it a competition to see who can smuggle the most sand back home without any of the others noticing?
(Simon Whaley - One Hundred Muddy Paws for Thought)
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(Tickle me, please, behind the ears) With part in the sun and part in the shade, (Tickle me, please, behind the ears). This comfortable spot beneath a tree Was probably planned for you and me: Why do you suppose God made a flea? (Tickle me more behind the ears). (Burges Johnson)  If your human encourages you to eat your dinner, particularly after a visit to the vet, treat the contents of your dog bowl with care. Look for unusual added ingredients. If at all unsure, eat what you can, then vomit it up immediately on the lounge carpet.
Simon Whaley - one hundred ways for a dog to train it's human.  When it snows, humans often stay home on what they call "snow days". These are days for them to take you out and play with them in the snow. On no account let them stay indoors all day, and do not let them stop playing till they are thoroughly wet through! Remember who's boss, and have fun...
 If another dog offers you fleas, always accept. It's rude not to share. Remember to share them with everyone at home. (Simon Whaley - One hundred ways for a dog to train its human)
Water. You have God-given right to be in it, no matter where it is, or what its colour, or its smell. You know you have this right, particularly when your human throws a stick or ball into the pond, lake or sea. If your human is slow to throw an item in, ensure you enter the water first, to signal that you wish to play this game. (Simon Whaley - One hundred ways for a dog to train its Human.)  Always make sure that you have more energy at the end of a walk than you did at the beginning. Believe me, humans love the futility of taking you out for a walk to tire you out. (Simon Whaley - One hundred ways for a dog to train its human)  |
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